DIARY 29/11/11

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Just home from Norway.
Just read the Daily Express Saturday magazine piece on me and where I am now.
Just come-to.
Must’ve fainted.
Or something.

She was clearly not the sharpest sandwich at the picnic.
The interview was like pulling my own teeth out.
Explained details of my life and times so clearly and definitively, came close to patronisation.
Now I read I have two “daughters”, Kerr and Greta.
And that Richard Madeley gave “me” (ME!) my first job as a reporter!
What must my 6’3” strapping son think?
(He knew the piece was coming)
What must the Madeley-meister think?
(He reads it because he writes for the paper).

You couldn’t make it up.

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written by Drew McAdam , November 29, 2011

Kerr in a dress? Hmmmmmm. Still, they always get it the wrong way round; I am still waiting for a mistake with a positive slant. Oh, that they would - just once - describe me as "hunky".

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written by jo humphries , December 01, 2011

Indeed ! All rather frustrating..."just cant get the staff these days".
Perhaps someone on the forum will quietly write and set the record straight ?
Perhaps perhaps...
Looking forward to the December dates. x

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